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I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”
(Source: tankwang, via dungeonmaster11)
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puberty either makes you a hot god or a potato
What if it makes you a hot potato

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(Source: sapphiresoftarth, via xenahort)
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I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING OMG
I AM PISSING OH MY GOSH WHY IS THIS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN/HEARD
(SANDWICHES SANDWICHES) SEASON IT WITH CUMIN
(SANDWICHES SANDWICHES) SHAVED TURKEY AT ITS CORE.
BENEATH THAT CRUSTY HIDE, THERE’S MAYONNAISE INSIDE
I WONDER IF THERE’S ONE FOR ME!
OOOOH SANDWICHES, SANDWICHES- FIRST WE DEVOUR THIS ONE, THEN WE’LL GO AND MAKE SOME MORE.
(drums)
EAT ONE EVERY DAY… MAKE ONE IN THE MORNING
I don’t know if I can choose…whole wheat, sourdough or rye…
it’s sortof on the crunchy side…. please don’t let it be past daaaaaaate…..!!!
OOOOHH
SANDWICHES
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